Earth's Favorite Pastime
When baseball was deemed too boring by Earthlings, the game was reformed to become Blernsball. 7th inning stretch? No thank you, tell me more about the 7th inning grope.
A Game with a Rich History
The game of Blernsball has a long and beautiful history. Unquestionably the most popular sport of the 3000s. Click to learn about Blernsball’s humble beginnings.
Blernsball Hall of Fame
Cooperstown, New New York