A Game of Many Blerns
The exact origins of this jazzed-up baseball reimagination are unknown, but many scholars and analyst believe it came to be in the early 2700s. While the sport is an intergalactic phenomenon many pundits believe it is the Major League Blernsball (MLB) that is most popular across the skies.
Major League Blernsball
3002 is often considered to be the “peak” of the sport. From female pitchers, to record breaking performances this year was a spectacle fans will talk about for centuries to come. But Major League Blernsball wasn’t always so progressive. At one point performance enhancing drugs weren’t mandatory. Robots were even allowed to play before the league had to make adjustments as home-blern machines proved all humans to be inferior at the sport. Once many great players had retired the league was forced to adopt fractions as suitable jersey numbers and by the 3000s many teams had more players sporting fractions than whole number jerseys.
Fan-Favorite Teams
Many Blernsball teams have been around since the primitive days of baseball and continue to find success while others joined the MLB more recently, such as the Mars Greenskins of planet Mars. Other notables include:
- The Boston Poindexters
- The New New York Mets
- The New New York Yankees
- The Pituitary Giants
- The Swedish Meatballs
- The Atlanta Braves
- The Spark Plugs
Blernsday Night Blernsball
All of the great pioneers of the sport have made their names known on Blernsday Night Blernsball. From the 2927 New York Yankees down to more than 20 generations of Hank Aarons. Much like early 2000s Monday Night Football, this regular event was a fan’s dream. Players across the galaxy could only to make the Blernsball Hall of Fame by performing under the brightest lights during primetime. If you’re interested in more history of the sport check out the Record Books.