Every Blernsball player dreams of being in the hall of fame. Some pride themselves on being the best of an era while others lay claim to the worst to ever do it. Without question, Cooperstown, New New York is the destination for the truly remarkable.
More than 20 generations of Hank Aarons are featured in the Hall, but only Hank Aaron XXIV could say he was the worst player in the history of professional Blernsball for nearly half of a century.
Clem Johnson held various record at the time of his retirement, most notably career blerns, but since the inclusion of mandatory steroid injections many of these have since been broken.
Jackie Anderson finds herself in the annals of history as the first woman to ever play professional Blernsball. Of course, she wasn’t the last – Turanga Leela is also featured in Cooperstown as the worst Blernsball player ever. Leela still holds the record for most consecutive pitches without throwing a strike.
Other Feature Exhibits in Cooperstown
- The first blernsball hit into orbit
- Mark McGwire’s bicep
- The 2927 Yankees (heads only, all crammed into one jar)
- The players who broke the various colour barriers
- Hank Aaron
- Wade Bogg’s head